Day 49: Ipswich to Chelmsford

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Back when I lived in Suffolk, I developed a bit of a soft spot for Essex. It’s brash, it’s gaudy, and it knows how to have a good time. I even made the odd evening trip down there to drink with the Essex chapter of Porsche Club GB (whom I suspect the rest of PCGB sometimes prefers to forget about, though they certainly know how to have a good time).

Colchester Castle by Tom Curtis Image credit: <a href='http://www.123rf.com/photo_778550_colchester-castle-in-colchester-essex-is-an-example-of-a-largely-complete-norman-castle-built-in-the.html'>tomgill / 123RF Stock Photo</a>

Colchester Castle by Tom Curtis

So what else does Essex have? I’m mostly familiar (as of a few years ago now) with Colchester, which has a castle, a musum with lots of Roman stuff, and a big Boudicca connection (Song for a Dark Queen was possibly my favourite Rosemary Sutcliff novel growing up).

In my imagination it also has a rather special LGBT theatre company, home to Jen the leading lady, Ash the genderfluid leading man/principal boy and Colin the comic relief, who sometimes wishes people could take him seriously once in a while.

I’ve written about them twice so far: ‘Prince Charming’s Buttons’ in last year’s British Flash anthology and ‘Charmed by Prince Charming in my collection, A Series of Ordinary Adventures. So here are Ash and Colin walking through their Essex town, which is something of a hybrid of Colchester and Chelmsford:

Ash walked as if the whole world belonged to him. As if he had every right to be who he was, right where he was. Colin felt enveloped in Ash’s confidence, and walked a little more confidently himself.

Tudor House by Kyrylo Pryvezentsev Image credit: <a href='http://www.123rf.com/photo_5860401_old-english-tudor-style-town-house.html'>raedwald / 123RF Stock Photo</a>

Tudor House by Kyrylo Pryvezentsev

They walked between the overhanging Tudor houses on Market Street, a crisp packet crackling beneath Colin’s sole and a pile of blankets marking the spot a rough sleeper might yet return to if the hostel was full for the night. They crossed the cobbles of Market Square, still slippery from the previous day’s dropped and forgotten fruit and veg. They turned down the wide pavement on the High Street, empty of people though evidence of their earlier presence remained, past the mixture of medieval, Victorian, and modern shops.

Some shop windows had Christmas displays, some were advertising their mid-autumn sale, and a few hadn’t moved on from their Back to School promotions.

The council had strung lights from every available hook, but none were lit. Some demi-celeb would be switching them on, come the first of December, with fingers crossed that none of the bulbs blew until after they collected their appearance fee. Colin walked alongside Ash past the castle, not yet decorated, but with gaudy
posters advertising holiday events pasted haphazardly across the notice board where its opening times were displayed. They passed the second-hand car dealers—vehicles with one careful owner and several not so careful—and the burger van that no one visited until the end of an evening’s drinking.

Colchester Castle by Tom Curtis Image credit: <a href='http://www.123rf.com/photo_778551_colchester-castle-in-colchester-essex-is-an-example-of-a-largely-complete-norman-castle-built-in-the.html'>tomgill / 123RF Stock Photo</a>

Colchester Castle by Tom Curtis

Down at this end of town, the street lamps were more widely spaced, and not all worked. Walking alone on this part of the route, Colin would speed up in the patches of darkness, slowing again when he reached the comparative safety of the next pale orange pool of light. With Ash, he felt able to stroll at a steady pace, nothing hurrying them save the need to reach warmth and that promised pint of beer. There was a movement in the shadows. Colin glanced across Ash, just in time to see a hairless tail disappearing inside an overflowing rubbish bin. Even the rats must be feeling the cold tonight, since normally he would have spotted two or three eating in the open by this point on the journey.

Then, there in front of them, lit up like a particularly bad-taste Christmas tree, was the Toast and Marmite in all its tacky, flatroofed, late-1960s splendour. The rainbow flag didn’t so much fly proudly above the door as it hung limply, like a piece of wet washing on a windless, sunless day. The windows hadn’t been washed in years
on the inside, and not since the end of summer on the outside, and the flyer tacked to one of them—facing out onto the street—was advertising the Pride festival that had taken place fifty miles away and five months ago.

All that aside, the pub was Colin’s home away from home. More so than the theatre, more so than Jen’s place—now that she lived with Ash, anyway—more so even than the house Colin shared with Chris, Rick, and Tom. He had first sneaked in, spurred on by a dare from Jen, a few weeks shy of his sixteenth birthday. Once inside, he had skulked in a dark corner until an older bloke—probably not much older than Colin was now—had taken pity on him, and fetched him a Diet Coke from the bar. Colin had accepted it gratefully, drunk it quickly, and then fled before finding out what the bloke might want in return.

Fourteen months later, older, and possibly wiser, Colin had started going there for real. Sometimes he’d gone with Jen, but more often he’d gone there with other members of the Sixth Form College’s Gay Soc. He’d had his first kiss by the pool table, his first grope out back by the bins, and his first semi-public shag in the gents on his eighteenth birthday. His first time going home with someone had come later, and happened elsewhere: partway through Jen’s eighteenth birthday party at her parents’ house. The Toast and Marmite held many fond memories for him, but it felt weird going in there with Ash.

 

Colchester used to have some interesting shops too, including one where I got some rather splendid logo T-shirts. I wonder if they’re still there.

All of today’s photos came from http://www.123rf.com/

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About Stevie Carroll

Born in Sheffield, England's Steel City, and raised in a village on the boundary of the White and Dark Peaks, Stevie Carroll was nourished by a diet of drama and science fiction from the BBC and ITV, and a diverse range of books, most notably Diane Wynne-Jones and The Women's Press, from the only library in the valley. After this came a university education in Scotland, while writing mostly non-fiction for underground bisexual publications under various aliases, before creativity was stifled by a decade of day-jobs. Now based in West Yorkshire, Stevie has rediscovered the joys of writing fiction, managing to combine thoughts of science fiction, fantasy and mysteries with a day-job in the pharmaceuticals industry and far too many voluntary posts working with young people, with animals and in local politics. Stevie's short story, 'The Monitors', in Noble Romance's Echoes of Possibilities, was longlisted by the 2010 Tiptree Awards jury. Other short stories have appeared in the anthologies British Flash and Tea and Crumpet, while Stevie's first solo collection A Series of Ordinary Adventures was published by Candlemark and Gleam in May 2012. Stevie has a LiveJournal for writing updates, and is in the process of building a website.

8 responses »

  1. Very evocative excerpt – I loved the idea of calling a pub the Toast and Marmite. 😀

    I think Essex is one of the few counties I’ve never visited; driven through on the motorway a couple of times, probably, but never actually stopped anywhere and explored. I really ought to put that right.

    • Thanks. I sent people over from the picowrimo community, and Kate linked to it from the Candlemark and Gleam website as well.

      That house is super. I must work out where it is next time I’m in the area.

  2. I loved Jen, Colin and Ash in Prince Charming’s Buttons and somehow hadn’t clicked that Charmed By Prince Charming would be about them again! So thanks for the info 😀

    On my way into work this morning, Radio 3 played ‘Old King Cole’ in honour of the torch visiting Colchester – I couldn’t believe I’d forgotten the words to two of the verses!

  3. Oooh Rosemary Sutcliff! The Lantern Bearers is my absolute favourite of her novels but I love them all.
    I also loved Jen Colin and Ash. So glad they are getting another outing.
    I’ve got family in Essex which means that I’ve never seen any of the interesting places in it. 😦

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